1. It’s not because that I am black that I will be nice with you.

2. Look into my eyes and you will see how my sharp my teeth are.

3. Come near to count the number of teeth I have.
4. Come feel my biceps.

5. I am sad that you are staying far from me. Come near.

6. I am the thug in the neighborhood. So no trespassing.

7. It’s not because that I am small that I cant bite you.

8. I am a bad ass.

9. I am always on the lookout for trespassers.

10. You have three seconds to get off my lawn.

11. If I remain like a statue,maybe someone can get on my lawn and I cant get a bite.

12. My eyes say a lot of things. Try to guess what.

13. Can you see my teeth?They have your reflection in it.

14. I am really happy.I just got a bite of the mailman.

15. I am fully equipped for you.

16. You are lucky that my owner is holding me otherwise…

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