Being an electrician is not only wires, plugs and discharges, it’s also about being funny in relation to electrical works in terms of jokes or memes. I don’t mean to say that you should have fun when working with electricity, in fact, word of caution here, you should always be vigilant when working with electricity as it is very dangerous if you are not being safe when working with it. Now, some electricians have chosen to make dirty electrician jokes to amuse their colleagues, and also entertain you as well. And if you are in the same line of work as them or have a little notion about the electrical concepts, you will definitely understand these jokes much better than everyone else. However, you cant understand them more than me, because I am the one who wrote this post and secondly, I am an electrical engineer by profession (LOL). Hahahumor has brought to you this list consisting of very funny and dirty electrician jokes specially handpicked for its readers. Hope you enjoy it and pass it on to your friends.
Electrician Jokes can be so Naughty
-I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
-I used to date a female electrician. She was shocking in bed.
-Paddy is talking to two of his friends at work.His first friend confides to the other two, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”The second friend then also confides, “Wow, me too! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”Paddy thinks for a minute and then says, “You know – I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”Both his friends look at him in complete disbelief. Paddy sees them looking at him and says, “No, seriously. The other day I came home early and found a jockey under our bed.”
-The homeowner was delighted with the way the electrician had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a cheque. “Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra £80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.” Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the electrician. Thinking the electrician had forgotten something the man asked, “What’s the matter, did you forget something?” “Nope.” replied the electrician. “I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.”
-Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blond electrician.
Electrician Jokes
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Lamp: “You turn me on!”
-These strippers suck…Just not stripping properly…
-These generators are just like me; self excited!
-Think pole dancing is hot? Try a wire stripper?
-Was this close to being involved in a three-way, but decided to put the lamp on a dimmer instead!
-A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Dearest, why are you sad? Wife: Load is high but Voltage is low!
Three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend. Their friend was getting married soon, and his good buddies just felt compelled to play some prank, as all good buddies would.
After sitting around brainstorming for a while, the Electrician had a thought, “I know! I know! I can wire the bed so that when our friend and his new bride sit on it and touch one another, they’ll get a good shock.”
The Carpenter perked up and added, “and I can rig the bed so that when they get shocked and jump apart, the bed will collapse.”
The Dentist just sat in silence, because he couldn’t think of a thing to do.
After the fortunate couple’s wedding and honeymoon, the groom called his friends together for a chat. He said to them, “Well, when we sat on the bed and got a shock, it wasn’t that bad. And then when we jumped apart and the bed fell in, we had a good laugh. But who’s bright idea was it to put the Novacaine in the Vaseline?
A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got down and back he’d lose a half hour of time.
The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end and pee off. He told the man that they were 30 floors up and that his piss would turn into vapor before it reached the bottom. So the guy decided to take his advice.
Suddenly the foreman’s cell phone rang and he jumped off the board to get it, allowing the peeing man to fall to his death!
At the inquest an electrician who was working on the 27th floor was asked if he knew what happened. “Not really, but I think it had something to do with sex.”
The coroner said, “Sex, why do you think it had something to do with sex?”
The electrician replied, “I saw the man falling with his cock in his hand screaming, ‘Where did that cocksucker go!’ “
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